He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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