i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My underwear smells like fireworks.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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