I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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