it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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