just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
