Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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