fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
