Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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