you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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