For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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