I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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