Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I looked at my own cervix.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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