Plan B is the new Plan A
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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