Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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