omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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