Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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