he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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