found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Vodka?
Forever.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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