Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just had sex bonerless
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Randomize
