Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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