oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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