i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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