Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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