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He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
