he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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