Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
420 ftw
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Drake has all the answers
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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