from now on my penis is your penis
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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