happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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