i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The Olympian is in my bed
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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