You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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