She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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