Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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