I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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