Walk of Shame. In a state park.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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