On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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