so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
