I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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