I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Text me some of your sweat
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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