Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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