So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
