I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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