nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
