Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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