what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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