If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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