so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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