We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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