its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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