I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
