so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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