they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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