How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The feeling are messing with the penis
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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