4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
false alarm. still invincible.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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