hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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