Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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