i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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