seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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